Worth a chuckle. I love it when America’s Finest News Source gets in touch with God for a story. When I was a journalist, He never gave me the money quotes like this:

Mountains, above all else, are undoubtedly my most splendid creation,” God proclaimed. “Mountains are incredibly tall. They are also miles wide and are filled with millions upon millions of tons of earth. These facts alone make them objectively more impressive than human beings.”

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