I have always said that if I could be an animal, I’d choose a dolphin. Really, the similarities are quite obvious: my love of swimming, my chatty, personable nature, my sleek, grey skin. Ok, maybe not that last one.
Anyways, naturally it is very good news that if I were a dolphin, some people would be campaigning for my rights as a person. Comforting, that.
(People for the Ethical Treatment of People. Feel free to buy a shirt.)