No, I didn’t do anything nearly as good or interesting as what Andrea did during my time off. (Actually, I didn’t take time off – I just worked on other things. I have issues.) Still, it’s good to be back. To the stuff that matters. Such as this:
Mark Wahlberg regrets dedicating a book to his penis in the 90s.
Mark has given up his hell-raising ways and is now a respected actor who recently received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The 39-year-old married his long-time partner Rhea Durham last year and the couple have four children together.
However, the star found fame as a streetwise teenager and released records as Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Mark often posed topless to show off his muscular frame and became renowned for dropping his trousers during live performances.
In 1992, he released his memoirs entitled Marky Mark and paid tribute to his genitals in the preface.
When asked why he chose that dedication during Time magazine’s Live 10 Questions this week, Mark replied, “I thought it would be funny.”
Here’s an easy rule for you boys and girls out there: If you’re ever tempted to make your private parts public, don’t. Chances are you’ll regret it.