And stories like this one don’t help me feel better. There’s a zoo in Michigan that charges visitors to watch animals, er, mate. And it’s sold out, of course.
Hey, what if it turns out animals are heteronormative right-wing bigots?
Andrea adds: Far be it from me to give dating advice, but this would most certainly qualify as the worst Valentine’s Day date activity, ever.
Tanya says: To add to Andrea’s point, I wouldn’t bring a child there, either. You don’t want to know the questions I faced from my 3-year-old when we had an embarrassing run-in with some giant turtles on display at the local pet store.by