A car designed specifically for women, with electronic parking aids and a jack making it easier to change a wheel, has been unveiled by Iran’s state-backed manufacturer.
Well, I say, you can take our cheerfully coloured cars with decorated dashboards, but you can never take our FREEDOM! (Thank you, William Wallace.)
Brigitte is somewhat offended: Whadayamean, parking aids? I don’t need no stinking parking aids! Plus I’ll have you know that here in the Decadent West, women are not only free to drive better than men, they’re also allowed to drive manly cars. Or homosexual ones – like my brand-new 2009 Forester, which I am told is a favourite among lesbians (mine is sage, a soothing and slightly feminine colour which gives my aggressive parallel parking style a bit of a softer edge). Lesbians sure know how to pick great cars. Take that, Iran Khodro! (One is tempted to add: Give me Lesbaru or give me death!)
Tanya hates to admit it: but, Brigitte, if ever I was parking next to you, you’d wish a parking aid on me. And it’s not because I’m a woman. It’s because my 2004 Ion will likely ding your 2009 Forester.by